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Italian foodie, my blood is part wine and part coffee.

I am, not necessarily in this order:

  • The OG Master of Dry Humor
  • The Most Avid Explorer of Underrated Countries
  • The Deepest Lover of Margaritas
  • The Actual Hottest Hot Mess
  • The Most Dramatic Drama Queen

✒️I write, translate and scribble metrics for💰

Also, I do have a proper job in a proper company.

I have lived in Italy, Finland, UK, US, and now I am based in Belgium – for good.

Trivia:

  1. I have a degree in Int. Rel. and Diplomacy and an unnatural obsession with Drag Queens.
  2. I hate racist and homophobic cunts and anchovies.
  3. I am proficient at rants and complaints and at making Chicken Karahi and stir-fry mífěn.